Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 545 Points
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/630 points)
Fiddle with the settings
Get a 10 hit Combo
Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
Use all of main Character's attacks
Complete Normal Mode
Use all Vandier's attacks
Get a 20 hit Combo
Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Kill all eneimies
Complete Hard Mode
Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Collect 100 orbs
Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Get a 50 hit Combo
Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
Collect all Awards
Get a 60 hit Combo
Complete Culmination without dying
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 12/18 (155/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 6/23 (40/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Complete 5 missions.
Destroy 100 enemies.
Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.
Mine 30 ore.
Upgrade your ship 10 times.
Achieve 50 points of reputation.
Enter the Nyx Conglomeration and the Terminus Cloud.
Upgrade your ship to have 25 HP.
Achieve 100 points of reputation.
Mine 100 ore.
Complete 20 missions.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Upgrade your ship 20 times.
Mine 250 ore.
Achieve 250 points of reputation.
Destroy the fleet threatening the Porus Mining Quadrate.
Complete 50 missions.
Upgrade your ship 30 times.
Upgrade your ship to have 50 HP.
Destroy 1000 enemies.